Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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