and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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