You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
id be glad to
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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