hotel room ftw
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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