I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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