Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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