He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the day after is always just damage control
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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