Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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