I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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