Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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