what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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