just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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