I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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