How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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