its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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