I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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