Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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