have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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