the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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