well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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