I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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