plz talk dirty to me
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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