K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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