My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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