party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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