I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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