My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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