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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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