physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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