this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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