So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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