Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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