It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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