If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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