i don't like sucking hair
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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