I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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