I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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