Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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