**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
from now on my penis is your penis
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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