I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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