ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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