You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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