Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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