Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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