Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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