He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This is the high leading the old right now
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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