dude i'm inner monologue high
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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