I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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