i don't like sucking hair
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
