I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Is it penis luge time yet?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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