I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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