Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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