She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
please don't ironically join a cult
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