Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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