Hey man sorry I got all grabby
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
pray to the hookup gods
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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