when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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